My family when someone wakes up before anyone else:
- Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
- Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
I’m getting tears all over my computer.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND..
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”