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sophcblog asked:

No anus preparing will prepare me to 11inches of MAGNUM DONG

sophcblog:

nause-a:

11 inches long and 3 inches wide, don’t forget about that one

No hole in the world can contain that much power

People will just have to get used to a MAGNUM DONG IN THEIR ANUS!

DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

stonedceilingdweller asked:

NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE! Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and send it to 10 of your favorite followers. But not back to me of course (but only if you want to!)

(This is the third time I get this, people really believe I actually have five things I like about me, eh? Oh well… I’ll do it)

1. I can draw well(-ish????¿)
2. I really like my hair (even though it tangles all the time)
3. I’m a nerd and good at maths (honouring the Asian side of the family)
4. I got an 10 (A+) in a Portuguese test once
5. I can fit a mini m&m on my dimples

I’m not tagging anyone ‘cause I’m dumb.

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