“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
I love nursery rhymes.
Fun fact. Mary Had a Little Lamb was a real person and lived in Sterling, Massachusetts which is near where I grew up. Also, I’ve been to her house which burned down and is haunted as fuck.
Hooray small town New England :-/
via Rejected Emojis
"I did 8.5 years on an attempted murder charge."
"Some thirty year old dude kept harassing my twelve year old sister. He’d wait outside her school and invite her to parties. So I tried to kill him."
Laharl from Disgaea doodle
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.